village-capture (May-2025)

"Psst.. Hey! Keep your head down! The Chief's gone mad, he keeps saying that these damned 'Su-man-tee' bugs will make us powerful beyond our wildest dreams, and now he's getting his men to put one of these things on our faces! I don't trust him, or that Shaman one bit. Every single person who has had that bug placed on their face became... different. It's unsettling. He shows up one day and suddenly he's the answer to all of our problems, that we're going to rule Pangea like the Ancients once did. I don't know about conquest - I just want to continue making marginally successful mobile games in peace till my team yells at me to fix another bug. Anyway, I ain't putting that bug-thing on my face till they drag my cold, dead body out through that front door. You stay safe out there, okay?"