polytopia-inventions (September-2025)

ZEBOYA, Sept 4 (Anzala Post) – The Zebasi Ministry of Defense introduced a new camouflage military outfit for defenders. Our tribe leader Zanya announced this on Thursday. “Long ago, I requested our Defense Ministry to design such a military outfit for our defenders that would prevent our enemies from immediately recognizing our troops hiding in the forests of the Square,” Zanya said in an interview with Anzala Post. The leader emphasized that it took about half a year to complete the task since the Ministry team was traveling across the Square to find the best qualified specialist. “Our great explorers spent about six months until they found a loyal community in a village bordering Kickoo lands. They are quite different from regular Zebasi people. They paint everything! The team found the finest artist who suggested that shields should also be painted!” he said. According to Zanya, the artist had arrived in Zeboya a week ago to paint the first shield. “Once he completed it, our defender was very excited to receive the shield. From far away, no one could recognize our defenders in the forest anymore. Moreover, at close range, the painted shield resembled a huge animal. What a great idea!” the leader said. Zanya also announced that the Ministry is now considering “the widespread use of camouflage shields” for the Armed Forces of Zebasi. “Today, we have gained a great advantage over other tribes!” Zanya added.