polytopia-fitness (February-2025)

FINALLY!!!THE WORK OF A LIFETIME COMES TO AN END!!!

My name is Happo, i'm a veeery old mind bender, how old am I?? i can't remember right now...and in which tribe was I born?? i am not sure anymore...! As far as i know i was born with this white and fluffy beard attached to my chin!

One question has led my path "Where do this funny people find the strength, the enthusiasm and the willpower to fight everyday in this colorful but difficult land??"

I have left my mind bending school hidden into the mountains, and I used my skills to hide in between other tribes, looking at them and studying their habits.

From the high peaks where Xinxi tribes thrive, passing through the rich lands inhabited by the wise Ai-mos, walking until the hot deserts inhabited by the resilient Oumajis and Zebasis. Meeting austere and though tribes such as Imperius, and chillout people like the Kickoos, dancing on beaches and playing music with tropical vibes. Tribes hidden into forests, like Hoodricks, or fearless showing themselves like Vengir, I've met sooo many different people on this squared land!!

And finally, YES!! there is a common answer to their energy!! A discipline created in a forgotten time and passed on and on from generation to generation, in aaaallll this tribes! It is the POLY-YOGA!!!

Every tribe has his own positions, developed in order to perform a discipline that requires strength, flexibility and willpower ( I challenge you to stay for 5 minutes in the Vengir Bone-Scruncher position...and you'll understand how hard it can be!) THIS is how they perform so well!! i am so happy my life had a purpose, now that i have understood where the energy of polytopians lies...

speaking of which...

BUY TODAY YOUR "ALL-IN-ONE GUIDE TO POLY-YOGA"

CONQUER YOUR ENEMIES BALANCE YOUR MIND STRETCH YOUR SOUL

is gonna be yours for JUST 8 <:star:390477609131048962> !!! ( yes even hermits have to eat!) <:Polyshock1:1158170544332615690>

here's a little preview! Your PolyYogi Happo!!!!