polytopia-propaganda (October-2023)

Join the Quetzali

We offer:

Quetzali fried Quiqui <:qi:1158171543269032046>: Our homemade QfQ not only tastes good, but is also healthy since it is prepared with self-planted Qorn from our plantations. Our Qorn-farmers are well-payed workers who are happy to be able to do their dream job around the Quetzali cities.

Qorn <:qorn:585544149726527508>: As already mentioned before, our Qorn is very nutritious and helps keeping your body healthy and strong, ensuring a long, happy life as a Quetzali citizen.

We also have the objectively best theme on the square; so join us on our weekly dance parties while listening to this masterpiece of music created by the great Cawas Talaya, the most famous composer on the entire square.

Reliable gods <:Quiquitaur:1158170783558926448>: Our gods are very kind and therefore will forever let our Qorn grow large on our fields and let hordes of Quiquis run across the jungle, so join the Quetzali in order to get those bonuses.

You have to:

Do your weekly Qorn <:qorn:585544149726527508> sacrifice: Don't worry though as it isn't as bad as it sounds: you only need to sacrifice one Qorn per week, and it is always ensured that every Quetzali citizen always has enough food to not starve.

Praise the gods: This one is kind of obvious, as Quetzali is one of the most religious tribes on the square.

Jobs offered in the Quetzali empire:

Qorn <:qorn:585544149726527508> farmer: As a Qorn farmer, you will go out and harvest these nutritious fruits five days a week, the weekend is obviously free.

Defender <:defender:1030549010748035114>: as a defender, you will be trained to carry those shields into battle and ensure that the other brave Quetzalis only suffer minor damage.

Cloak <:cloak:1028033664317140992>: As one of these elite fighters, you will learn the secrets of moving without getting noticed and rioting a city in order to siege it.

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